Holy mother of rehab Jesus! Sexual anorexia – now this is a new one for even me. Yes, it is real, and no, I don't have it. The term was first used clinically in 1975 by some douche fuck named Nathan Hare. First thing that came to my mind when I saw the term was some freak ass who starves themselves and gets off on it. I'm not even going to Google to see if sexual bulimia is considered a mental behavior issue. The whole concept of someone tossing their cookies while taking it doggie style just sounds like bad porn to me. This all takes me back to the urban legend of the sorority girl who shit on the frat guys chest while he was passed out naked. It's all just fucked up no matter how it's defined.
Clinical definition for sexual anorexia is “loss of 'appetite' for romantic-sexual interaction”. This is as far as I go with sexual anorexia bullshit because it isn't the topic at hand. I ran across the term while checking out the rehab Tiger Woods admitted his horny ass into, Pine Grove Treatment Center in Mississippi. Tiger is in the 'Gentle Paths' program which treats sexual addiction and sexual anorexia. Personally that sounds like throwing the professionals in with the amateurs but who am I to judge.
My reason for looking at the program offered at Pine Grove was to see if it is based upon a traditional 12 step program. As with any recovery group, the 12 step program is used for the patients after care. The initial detox program is based on some wack jobs 30 step program. Most modern recovery programs are spun off Bill Wilson's original Alcoholics Anonymous 12 steps. Considering most cannot remember all 12 steps of their recovery programs, how the hell will Tiger remember the first 30 then add in the traditional 12?
Just as I suspected, this whole treatment for sexual addictions is fucked up. It is equally as fucked up as the 12 step programs for over eaters. The key single element for any successful 12 step program is abstinence. Whatever your addiction is, never do it again and you will succeed. This why a 12 step program cannot be utilized to treat over eaters. What the fuck, they never touch food again? Persons in a 12 step program for over eating will tell you they don't completely abstain from food, they just abstain from compulsive eating and bad foods. Oh really? Let's march my asses down to an AA meeting right now and tell all those folks they have it wrong and have had it wrong for over 75 years. Those over eaters have it all figured out – just don't drink compulsively and stick to red wine - research has proven red wine is good for you. In fact, I'll take a few boxes of red wine with me so all those who have managed to abstain from alcohol and celebrate, not compulsively, with the good alcohol, not that bad stuff. If you are court appointed not to touch alcohol just tell the judge the over eaters said it was okay to drink red wine. I'm sure the courts will agree. Why is it fat people get all the breaks in life?
I suppose in theory, a 12 step program could be more realistic for sexual addiction verses the one for the mislead lard asses. Yet, you really see someone like Tiger going the rest of his life never fucking or getting a simple blow job again? - I certainly don't. Further, what person would date a celibate freak? Dating or marrying a person who does not drink, do drugs, gamble, that's easy. However we all need to fuck at some point. Whether it be in the twat or in the ass, we all need to fuck. Can people who complete this program even masturbate? It's really not considered sex. The Catholics will even tell you that now. So Tiger can jack off 50 times a day but never bone his wife, friends wives, kids school friends, or cheap whores ever again for the rest of his life? That's a waste of a perfectly good big black penis. If he no longer can use it, donate it to me. I would l love a cock transplant to replace this tiny pink one God fucked me over with. The damn thing doesn't even work anymore.
If I had some cash laying around I would go check my ass into this Pine Grove place just to see what really is going on. Just imagine a whole group of perverts trying to recover while thinking of fucking fellow patients. Over in the alcoholic wing, they don't allow mouth wash or hair spray because the drunks will try to drink it for the alcohol content. The sex addicts still have their vagina's and cocks - it's not as if they can just chop those fuckers off and give them back after the program is completed. I really wonder how the staff monitors sexual organ abuse while one is an inpatient?
I'm just not buying into this shit. Granted, the stories from sex rehab would be classic, but sorry folks, this program just ain't gonna work.
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